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Free Samples Are Now Available!
F’ing right it is. You just cover a small shipping fee, and we’ll send the goods.
We want you to try it, feel the difference, and decide for yourself. No gimmicks. Just greatness.
Yep—and we’re not hiding that sh*t in fine print.
When you grab a free sample, you’re starting a 14-day trial. If you love it (and we think you will), you’ll be billed for a full bottle subscription at a discounted rate once the trial’s up. Cancel anytime before the 14 days and you won’t be charged a dime more.
We say it at checkout, in your confirmation email, and right here—because transparency is part of our formula.
Need to cancel or make changes? Do it online in seconds or hit us up.
We’re not here to trick you—we’re here to help you f’ing thrive.
