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Meet water’s overachieving bestie. F’ing Hydration turns every sip into performance support—balanced electrolytes for fast rehydration, all-day energy feel, and fewer “I’m cooked” moments. Zero gimmicks. Just a craveable mix that makes your bottle pull its weight. Available in Watermelon 🍉 and Blue Raspberry 💙. 💧⚡
🥤 Mix: Empty 1 stick into 12–16 oz cold water.
🕒 When: Morning kick-off, pre/post-workout, travel days, or anytime you feel “meh.”
🎛️ Taste/Tonic: More water = lighter flavor. Less water (8–12 oz) = bolder.
📆 Rhythm: Daily is great; double up on hot days, flights, or intense training.
🤝 Stack smart: Pair with Focus for dialed-in work 🎯, F’ing Anxiety for calm composure 😌, and F’ing Sleep to land the plane at night 🌙.
⚡ Quick rehydration that actually feels like something
🧠 “Clearer head” effect when dehydration was the villain
🏃 All-day support for workouts, meetings, and mayhem
🧃 Tastes legit—you’ll want to drink more water
🛡️ Transparent formula—no proprietary-blend B.S.
✈️ Packable sticks for gym bags, road trips, and red-eyes
💧 Dropkick Dehydration - F'ing Hydration comes loaded with electrolytes, packing more punch than the competition—3x more, in fact. But hey, we're not here to brag... much.
💪 Smash Soreness - With 400 mg of L-Glutamine, F'ing Hydration does the heavy lifting, speeding up muscle recovery so you can get back to dominating your day.
⚡ Body Slam Fatigue - We didn’t just raise the bar—we launched it into orbit with 1,000% DV of vitamin B-12 to boost your endurance and keep your energy on full throttle.
This mineral-rich salt is a hydration powerhouse, helping to maintain electrolyte balance and prevent muscle cramps during intense workouts.
Key for muscle repair, L-Glutamine speeds up recovery and reduces soreness, so you’re ready to crush your next workout without delay.
Essential for regulating fluid balance, potassium keeps your muscles and nerves firing on all cylinders while preventing cramps.
Beyond building strong bones, calcium supports muscle function and recovery, ensuring you stay active and injury-free.
An immune-boosting antioxidant, Vitamin C aids in muscle and tissue repair, helping you recover faster from physical stress.
Magnesium is vital for muscle relaxation, energy production, and hydration, reducing cramps and supporting overall well-being.
This energy-boosting vitamin fuels endurance supports the immune system, and keeps you powered through every workout.
A: A trial-size of our balanced electrolyte drink mix so you can taste it, feel it, and see if it fits your day—before buying a full box. No B.S.
A: We ship your sample → you try it. After 14 days, a full-size box auto-ships at a discounted price unless you pause / skip / cancel in your account beforehand. We’ll email reminders with a one-click manage link.
A: Mix 1 stick with 12–16 oz cold water. Sip before/during workouts, after sweaty days, or anytime you need a lift. Start with 1 stick; add a second on heavy-sweat days.
A: Most people feel more “alive and clear” within 10–20 minutes of consistent sipping. Effects depend on sweat rate, activity, and how under-hydrated you were.
A: 100%. Use before to start topped-off, during to replace what you sweat out, and after to bounce back quicker. 🏋️
A: Yep. Many use F’ing Hydration + F’ing Focus for clean, dialed-in energy. If you add coffee or pre-workout, be mindful of total caffeine.
A: Yes, yes, and yes
A: Your first purchase is covered by our 100% hassle-free refund. If you’re not sleeping happier, reach out—no hard feelings. ✅
United StatesGreat flavor
United StatesI got a sample pack of 2 and I loved the flavor. It has a subtle salt taste which I loved. I wish the sample pack had come with more. The blue raspberry was my favorite. I will be ordering more! Definitely worth it to try it.
United StatesI got the sampler pack and the watermelon is really delicious. Drank a pack during a 90’ cycling session and definitely it hydrated me. Price is right too so highly recommend
United StatesThese taste so good. I am definitely buying more!
United StatesI definitely expected it to be more than just 2 sample sticks
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Introducing F'ing Hydration Packets—because plain water is just too boring for your epic lifestyle. Whether you’re sweating it out at the gym, powering through a hectic workday, or just trying to keep your cool on a hot summer day, these tasty packets are your secret weapon for staying hydrated, energized, and ready to crush it.
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